Hello everyone! I'm joining up with Annie at A Stitch In Time. If you need to smile hop on over and see what others are sharing.
I received an email from a friend about British humor. It is very different (and truthfully, a bit more my style) from humor in the United States. It's maybe a bit more snarky.
Here's a portion of the email. Hope it gives you a smile and maybe even break out in laughter!
These
are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife
knows everything.
Peace,
Kay
11 comments:
Oh Kay those are brilliant....they really made me chuckle.
Hugs,
Annie x
I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Funniest I've seen in a long time. Happy Valentine's Day.
Great chuckles! thanks for the laugh!
Jo x
Hee hee. Had heard a couple before but still had a chuckle at all of them. Anne x
These sort of things always raise a chuckle. It´s nice to see you back online again. Thanks for the smile. Kate x
Definitely tickled my British sense of humour Kay x
The one that made me laugh out loud was the wedding dress. Thanks for the chuckle.
Have a happy day.
Connie :)
Since I own two Yorkies, the first one is my favorite! Love them all!
Brilliant, Kay...yess they're brought a chuckle here, real fun ad. Enjoy your weekend
Yes I'm cackling over them, Kay! Thanks! Nice to see you pop online. Though I've been away quite a bit myself. Have agreat day. Hugs
Tee Hee!
Very funny.
Hugs
xx
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