Saturday, February 14, 2015

Valentine's Day and the Single Girl


Single ladies, let's make a pact to not be the person staying home and eating that bag of cookies or chips.  

Treat yourself to something special.  A scarf that really makes your eyes stand out or a pair of shoes that you wouldn't normally spend money on.  If you like flowers buy yourself a bouquet; better yet, buy a orchid.  

Get your other single friends together for a great night out.   Go to that nice restaurant and flaunt your singleness.  It's o.k.

Yep, make the day about you - from you!

Peace,
Kay 

Friday, February 13, 2015

Friday Smiles

Hello everyone!  I'm joining up with Annie at A Stitch In Time.   If you need to smile hop on over and see what others are sharing.

I received an email from a friend about British humor.  It is very different (and truthfully, a bit more my style) from humor in the United States.  It's maybe a bit more snarky.

Here's a portion of the email.  Hope it gives you a smile and maybe even break out in laughter!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


Peace,
Kay