I have some knitting humor for you all today. I thought that was appropriate since that's the only craft I've been doing lately.
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct." Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
Peace,
Kay
8 comments:
Good funnies there, thanks for the chuckles. Have a great weekend,
Jo x
Hi Kay, I somehow missed you Wednesday, but visited you today and you gave me a few giggles too! I particularly like the one with the sheep. I laughed out loud.
Have a great week, full of blessings,
Lisca
Hi Kay, You certainly made me smile. Lots of fun in your post. Happy knitting and have a good week. Barbxx
Hi Kay. Thanks for the giggles....she says sitting here knitting :-)
Have a great week.
Hugs,
Annie x
Fabulous 'funnies' Kay, gave me a big chuckle. Enjoy your weekend Cheers Robyn
haa Haa! It must be the season to knit as I started a top last week. Addictive isn't it!!
Hugs
xx
I am sooo late getting round desks this week! Thanks for the giggle!x Jo
Thanks for stopping by my blog. and thanks for sharing these giggles. Had to share the church one with hubby. LOL Creative Blessings! ~Kelly #41
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