Friday, October 30, 2015

Friday Smiles 143

Hello peeps.  I'm joining in with Annie at A Stitch In Time.  I hope everyone has had a wonderful week and have an even better weekend planned!  I'm off today but have a Doctor appointment; this will the third this month!  Holy moly.  I've met my out of pocket expense so at least I don't have to pay my co-pays the rest of the year!!

I have some knitting humor for you all today.  I thought that was appropriate since that's the only craft I've been doing lately.

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct." Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."

And to celebrate Halloween.
 I hope these made you giggle and brought a smile to your face!



JoZart Quilts said...

Good funnies there, thanks for the chuckles. Have a great weekend,
Jo x

Lisca Meijer said...

Hi Kay, I somehow missed you Wednesday, but visited you today and you gave me a few giggles too! I particularly like the one with the sheep. I laughed out loud.
Have a great week, full of blessings,

Barb said...

Hi Kay, You certainly made me smile. Lots of fun in your post. Happy knitting and have a good week. Barbxx

Annie said...

Hi Kay. Thanks for the giggles....she says sitting here knitting :-)
Have a great week.
Annie x

Robyn Oliver said...

Fabulous 'funnies' Kay, gave me a big chuckle. Enjoy your weekend Cheers Robyn

Hettie said...

haa Haa! It must be the season to knit as I started a top last week. Addictive isn't it!!

Twiglet said...

I am sooo late getting round desks this week! Thanks for the giggle!x Jo

Kelly said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. and thanks for sharing these giggles. Had to share the church one with hubby. LOL Creative Blessings! ~Kelly #41