Hello peeps. I'm joining in with Annie at A Stitch In Time. I hope everyone has had a wonderful week and have an even better weekend planned! I'm off today but have a Doctor appointment; this will the third this month! Holy moly. I've met my out of pocket expense so at least I don't have to pay my co-pays the rest of the year!!
I have some knitting humor for you all today. I thought that was appropriate since that's the only craft I've been doing lately.
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the
man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created
the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the
man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's
right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman
poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus
Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct." Finally, the priest
asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more
children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed
"Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"
The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
And to celebrate Halloween.
I hope these made you giggle and brought a smile to your face!