Friday, February 26, 2016

Friday Smiles

Hello peeps.  I'm joining in with Annie at A Stitch In Time.   I hope everyone has had a great and creative week.  I've finished one scarf and started another cowl using the linen stitch.  I love how they look.

Here's my funny for today.

 
Text To A Neighbor 

"Joe, I'm sorry.
  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.  I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at home.  I can't live with the guilt any longer and I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.  It won't happen again."

Feeling outraged and betrayed, Joe gabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later he gets another text:  "Really should use spell check!  That should have said wifi."

How about you?  Do you use other people's wifi?  I have my own at home that is secured but have a limited time.  I might be able to visit others on Friday but it will more than likely be the weekend.

Peace,
Kay



12 comments:

Glenda said...

This definitely made me smile!

Annie said...

Hehe predictive texts sure can cause some problems. :-) :-) Hope you have a great week Kay.
Hugs,
Annie x

Sue Jones said...

ha ha i splutterd coffee everywhere reading that one! have a great weekend . Soojay xx

Felix the Crafty Cat said...

Hi Kay that's funny but scary at the same time. Have a good and safe weekend Lol!
Angela x

Lynn Holland said...

Oh my there's some side splitting comedy at Annie's today. I've only just been allowed back in the house after laughing hysterically over Soojay's offerings
Lynn xx

Lynn Holland said...

I meant Hettie's. I'm laughing that much I can't think straight x

mamapez5 said...

Like Angela, funny but a bit scary I think. Predictive text has a lot to answer for. Kate x

Lisca said...

Oh dear! That made me laugh. But predictive text has a lot to answer for....
Thanks for visiting mine,
Have a good week,
Lisca

Hettie said...

Haa Haa Haa!G! Very funny.
Have a great weekend.
xxx

Robyn Oliver said...

Hi Kay, ooow I'm not sure if I'm laughing because it's so funny or because it is so scary the messages our phones make all by themselves. ......... maybe it's a ploy from the phone companys to get our money, because when we realize a mistake we always send another message. Have a great weekend, show us some pics of your scarves..cheers Robyn

JoZart Designs said...

He, heh! That's a good one but dodgy!! Must check my smelling... oops spelling!
Jo x

SandeeNC said...

ooohh, the importance of spell check verified! lol