Single ladies, let's make a pact to not be the person staying home and eating that bag of cookies or chips.
Treat yourself to something special. A scarf that really makes your eyes stand out or a pair of shoes that you wouldn't normally spend money on. If you like flowers buy yourself a bouquet; better yet, buy a orchid.
Get your other single friends together for a great night out. Go to that nice restaurant and flaunt your singleness. It's o.k.
Yep, make the day about you - from you!
Peace,
Kay
Hello everyone! I'm joining up with Annie at A Stitch In Time. If you need to smile hop on over and see what others are sharing.
I received an email from a friend about British humor. It is very different (and truthfully, a bit more my style) from humor in the United States. It's maybe a bit more snarky.
Here's a portion of the email. Hope it gives you a smile and maybe even break out in laughter!
These
are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife
knows everything.
Peace,
Kay
